January 2016

Hello Wanderer!   Earlier this week, from the comfort of the couch, my wife proclaimed that I was a cheater. Not that I was participating in any form of marital infidelity but rather that since I was using a Final Fantasy 6 "walk through", I was in fact, cheating. Lightning quick I came to the defense of my bruised ego and tried to justify my actions by claiming that I only used the performance enhancing game-faq to help plan my course in the game. This tool, I explained, wasn't being used to make the game easier but rather just to help minimize time spent needlessly exploring parts of the map trying to find where the story continued next. I am a goddamn liar. I have used the Game-Faq to tell me where the secret rooms are, how to prepare for the harder dungeons and much more. I have a history of cheating at video games. (more…)

Hello Friend, The first month of 2016 is almost over and I have been completely shit about my New Year's resolution to write more blogs.  Though I have procrastinated through the first few weeks, it is my endeavor to write a blog post every Sunday. I make the declaration and hope you will hold me to it as procrastination is with out a doubt my strongest talent behind eating bagel bites, which I happily do at a meta-human level. (more…)