Where have all the cheat codes gone~~

Hello Wanderer!   Earlier this week, from the comfort of the couch, my wife proclaimed that I was a cheater. Not that I was participating in any form of marital infidelity but rather that since I was using a Final Fantasy 6 "walk through", I was in fact, cheating. Lightning quick I came to the defense of my bruised ego and tried to justify my actions by claiming that I only used the performance enhancing game-faq to help plan my course in the game. This tool, I explained, wasn't being used to make the game easier but rather just to help minimize time spent needlessly exploring parts of the map trying to find where the story continued next. I am a goddamn liar. I have used the Game-Faq to tell me where the secret rooms are, how to prepare for the harder dungeons and much more. I have a history of cheating at video games. (more…)

By Nick Johnson, ago

Tales From The Sarlacc Strike Back!

Hello Friend, The first month of 2016 is almost over and I have been completely shit about my New Year's resolution to write more blogs.  Though I have procrastinated through the first few weeks, it is my endeavor to write a blog post every Sunday. I make the declaration and hope you will hold me to it as procrastination is with out a doubt my strongest talent behind eating bagel bites, which I happily do at a meta-human level. (more…)

By Nick Johnson, ago

The Anticipation Will Break You

This week we saw the release of the new Star Wars movie and even though I have been watching the apex-wallet-predator make it's "O" face for the last year, I am still excited! [caption id="attachment_1971" align="aligncenter" width="445"]tumblr_mqqcflhhzR1s45uyfo1_500 I'm about to lose control and I think I like it.[/caption] (more…)

By Nick Johnson, ago

Star Wars Battlefront 3: A New Dope

Ho, Wanderer! Hear my tale! This weekend I spent some republic credits on the new Star Wars Battlefront from Electronic Arts.  It was hard to break the chemical and psychological hold Fallout 4 had over me but the Force is strong. The Beta last month had whetted my appetite like Read more…

By Nick Johnson, ago

Fallout 4 As Long As You Can

Hail Adventurer! So begins another tale from the Sarlacc! Over the weekend I was finally able to put the finish on Metal Gear Solid V:TPP.  The ending had some twists and unexpected changes to the entire timeline of the Metal Gear mythology. I really enjoyed my time spent with MGS5 Read more…

By Nick Johnson, ago

Snakes, It Had To Be Snakes.

Greetings adventurer! This is Nick! The other guys made a terrible mistake and allowed me to write an extremely subjective blog for the website! Tales From The Sarlacc is going to be a weekly blog for the site.  Will it be good? Oh, Odin of course it won’t!  It will Read more…

By Nick Johnson, ago