Dan’s Haiku Corner

Movie game is great Caleb you should try harder What will you sing next? – By Daniel Dusang, @CapnTopDeck

Jon was just salty Hammer of Sol was just fine Hammer bro is bae – By Daniel Dusang, @CapnTopDeck

Learn to Doctor Jones It was the monkey that died Indy game is weak – By Daniel Dusang, @CapnTopDeck

Aliens suck ass No match for shoulder cannon Predator wins hard – By Daniel Dusang, @CapnTopDeck

Battle of Yavin Did you even watch Star Wars? It’s not Yavin Five – By Daniel Dusang, @CapnTopDeck

Jon loved his Game Boy Caleb had to shit on that “It’s not a console” – By Daniel Dusang, @CapnTopDeck

Admiral Ackbar You dummies let Caleb speak You knew it’s a trap – By Daniel Dusang, @CapnTopDeck

He fixes your speech Constantly correcting you Grammar Nazis suck By – Daniel Dusang, @CapnTopDeck

One host no one likes The worst spawn of Canada Caleb is a douche – By Daniel Dusang, @CapnTopDeck